subboss:

free wine tasting at the supermarket

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iam-afruitloop-in-asea-ofchereos:

purple haired nicole richie is my astetic 

iam-afruitloop-in-asea-ofchereos:

purple haired nicole richie is my astetic 

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rhardbeck:

me texting the bae

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Drag ha, Nicole

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rihannainfinity:

Is Nicole Richie even real

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Tips for online dating

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breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen

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versaceslut:

fagflow:

my eyes look darksided

fist me. but with your foot. foot me

versaceslut:

fagflow:

my eyes look darksided

fist me. but with your foot. foot me

(via imnotjailbait)

asker

Anonymous asked: do you have a drinking problem?

precumming:

I really need to start working out again… and I need my tan back

precumming:

I really need to start working out again… and I need my tan back

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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